barbie™

smartownersbelike
smartownersbelike:

smart owners be like, throw a baby cow into the trunk

smartownersbelike:

smart owners be like, throw a baby cow into the trunk

foxnewsofficial

foxnewsofficial:

my mum always taught me to never go to sleep unhappy or angry if we ever had a fight we didn’t resolve when i was younger she’d come in and make up with me before bedtime so we could go to sleep on good terms and still if i ever feel down i’ll stay up and cheer myself up before i go to sleep no matter how late so i wake up happy :’)

ultraviolentshadesofcool
ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool
Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.

Omfg girl I ain’t know it happened twice.

Well truth be told 3 times, but only once with a stranger.

Lawd. Lana would be proud⭐️

I was in the winter of my life, and the men I met along the road were my only summer.

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool
Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.

Omfg girl I ain’t know it happened twice.

Well truth be told 3 times, but only once with a stranger.

Lawd. Lana would be proud⭐️

I was in the winter of my life, and the men I met along the road were my only summer.

ultraviolentshadesofcool
ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool
Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.

Omfg girl I ain’t know it happened twice.

Well truth be told 3 times, but only once with a stranger.

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark:

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool
Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.

Omfg girl I ain’t know it happened twice.

Well truth be told 3 times, but only once with a stranger.

sandandglass

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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ultraviolentshadesofcool
ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.

ultraviolentshadesofcool:

barbietrademark can we talk about this. and why Ken loves Barbie so much. 

ultraviolentshadesofcool Omg. Wait was this when I lived in Minneapolis or Chicago? Because I think that happened twice in Minneapolis and once in Chicago.
2000ish

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

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aumoe

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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Green

1: Be rich

2: Be famous

3: Get my nose done

4: Marry a politician

No no no! I’m kidding…

1: Find happiness that’s not based on someone else.

2: Be remembered (in a good way).

3: Never let “good” become “good enough”.

4: Let someone take care of me - I’m very independent, almost to the point that people think I’m cold and uncaring.

norumnoglory

do it.

  • red: seven insecurities
  • orange: six fears
  • yellow: five turn ons
  • green: four life goals
  • blue: three fears
  • indigo: two weaknesses
  • violet: one thing you love
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prettygayboys:

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bravodelta9

the longest time somebody ever spent sucking your cock?

Anonymous

bravodelta9:

I can totally tell you that because I definitely lay there like this:

And count the seconds.

hollywoodsocialite

niggress:

A gem from Khloe Kardashian.

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